Samuel's favourite things to say at the moment:

"Can I please have peanut butter on toast, but the bread not toasted"
"With scrambled eggs I like it when you cook the bread mum, you know cook it in that machine"
I don't think he is quite getting the idea about the word 'toast' yet

He calls his teacher Mr Darbubble when his name is Mr Dargavel

When we are having a cuddle at bedtime he always asks what he is doing in the morning and I say going to school, his reply "Again"

When we go through the underwear department at M&S he grabs the bras and shouts "Nice boobies, lovely boobies" (takes after his father on this one I think)

"Are we going in the morning" I reply no in the afternoon "I said are we going in the morning" this is repeated about three times and then I say the afternoon is after the morning "Mum listen to me that is what I said"

Although he has only said this once I think he took the opportunity to say the word as many times as he could without being told off: "We don't say the word F??k do we mum, because F??k is a really bad word and it is not nice to say F??K, I don't say F??k"