Lovely/funny things they say

Samuel:
"Look mum, there is a married car" - he had just seen a wedding car

On the way home from playgroup "Mum, Will loves 'forgotten her name' and can you believe that and they are married, it's disgusting mum"

Sammy boy holding my face at bedtime: "Mum, I love you so much"

"If I eat my dinner will I get muscles or boobs, I dont want boobs"

"Grandad and I are going to get a house right by Dymchurch railway, on OUR OWN"

Daisy:
"Mum, did you know that my last tooth fell out in the 1960's before Jesus was born"
My reply " Are you sure about that"
"No, totally untrue but it's funny"

"I love it when you actually cook food I want to eat!"

"Why can't I have a slave (when asked to tidy her room), Libby has one, Maisy has one"
My reply "I don't think they do"
"Yes they do mum, they come in and clean the floors, etc"
My reply "Oh you mean a cleaner, no, now please tidy your room"