From the mouth of a 3.5yr old boy...

"mum, that is nonsence"

"wow, you look beautiful, look everyone, look at my mum"

"I am really full up, I dont want any more, can I have a biscuit" reply from mummy "you said you were full up" Sam's reply "I am of that disgusting food"... charming

"where did your lovely boobies come from"

"will I get a cha cha when I am older"

"mum, I need to belax in the bath"

"blur blur blur vlur blur"

"why would I want to go to bed"